Monday, September 10, 2007

So…Come here often?

I stopped by Chipotle today on my way home for some eats. I was having the sweaty shakes (though that’s neither here nor there). As I was getting my coke, the friendly Chipotle worker (let’s call him Louis) says, “You eat here every night!” I protested. He replied, “well [and thought pensively for a moment] at least 2 times a week.” This is true. I could not protest. I tried to make it less embarrassing that I eat at the same fast food place at least twice a week by telling him that I’m from Colorado and I used to go to the original Chipotle on Evan’s Street. But, that only made it worse. How embarrassing!


Don’t get me wrong. I like the idea of being a regular. I just envisioned being a regular at a place more like a Cheers or a Monk’s, not a fast food joint where I always get a vegetarian burrito bowl to go and then eat it at home while watching Seinfeld re-runs.


And, in other embarrassing news, on my way home from Chipotle, a cute boy caught me smelling my armpits in my car. What have I become???

5 comments:

gamine said...

HA! The arm pit smelling seems like such a Seinfeld moment! Hilarious. I sometimes forget that people can see me through my car windows :)

Evan said...

Love the pit-smelling 'oops'!! I haven't LOL'ed like that in ages! ;)
Seriously, it was a Jeff-esque laugh out loud... the wife was startled.

Thank you for returning to the blogosphere

Ryan said...

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ginny said...

Hee! You tempted fate by smelling your pits in semi-public. Try it again and see if another cute one shows up.

Sara said...

You got me. I LOL'd at work.